Last week I did an interwiev in a norwgian fashion-magazine, KK. And Im exited about how thats gonna turn out as well <3

New shoes (just like I had before)

New pants (just like I had before)
(Me doing my Oslo-losen impersonation there….)
New wallet (more kawaii and matching my cellphone)

And finally, a purple (OMGWFTBBQ!!!) cauliflower :3

Never thought I’d be on a horse
Its a big, green flowery course
Epona
look at me
Never thought I’d see the day
got a big horse coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a unicorn! (wat?)

(no actually It’s a hurr Im a durr deer derp derp derp)

Do you know where I have been the last weeks?
No?
NOT ME EITHER! XD
I feel like I’ve been here;

but honestlly it’s more like here;

Anyway- it’s to frikking much travelling for me. but stil- I HAD SO MUCH FUUUUN!!!
I met mori and papen, Eides parents, and went on a magical visit to a place where chocolate cake and puppies never ended :3
ah yes. summer is good. continue.

This is btw the trailer for PORTAL 2!!! Coming next year! I LOVE this trailer.

It makes me come buckets :3

I forgot to show you the last things I made at Gateakadiemiet<3

Longcat is long underwear set

Two versions; full set, and seperate panties and top (Which gives me an excuse to show off mah belleh ;p)

some akward tees

1. Abuse should be talked to death, not silenced to death. It is never your fault
2. I want to cut so bad. But Im scared to death no not get a job
3. Sometimes it hurts so much to be alive that I have trouble breathing

Sommer of love <3
Celebrate <3

I bought a PS3!!! It was one of my goals for this year but I got it straight away! Also bought a lot of accesories. So now I have two wireless controllers and microphones, singstar and PORTAAALLLL!!!! <3<3<3 (and of course a HDMI-cable…)
I lurrve me ps3 <3<3<3

Some muffins I baked to bring to work <3

I want to give you all my love…

I dreamed I was at Samsen, and it was just like Mjølan (my school in my hometown) and Darkheart and Fera was there… hand in hand, watching me, with everything back the way it used to be, just before they left me :/ Im tearing up as I write this :/ They looked so beautiful and strong, just like they did. And we where back together. The feeling in my heart, I can still feel it like I did in my dream. I miss her so much…

I visited her again last night, online. Stupidly. Like a dog trying to get back to his old master but the door is locked and it can only look through the windows…

I think I’ve never loved a girl like I loved her.

She was the best friend I ever had, and I would do ANYTHING for her. It was me and her against EVERYTHING and she.. I don’t know. I loved her.

That’s why it was so hard for me to see you slip away.. It broke my heart that you went after that boy, started smoking weed with him. Something you where militantly against before! Then dropping out of school. Distancing yourself from all of your loyal friends who wanted nothing but the best for you. You moved away, changed dialect. Got thrown out of school and moved home as a drug addict…

I started hating you so much! You suddenly turned into EVERYTHING we where against! And I couldn’t see why!
STILL cant see why!? Why did you do all those things?? You where against the same things as I and still you just went and broke all your principles- you even got pregnant and had a kid! And you where just as against breeding as I am to this day (I even got sterilized)

I don’t get it…

Anyways… sorry for jumping back and forth on my her and you’s… It just feels right. Even if she’ll never read it.

I hated her for many years.

Now the hate has dissapeared, and there is nothing but love left… and sorrow and longing…

For the one that got away…

List of pokemanz I remember: (and spelling is not so important as remembering names)
(sometimes I) pikatcu (in the shower) (Im not gonna) raichu (a lovesong) hitmon lee hitmon chan nidoking nidoquees squirtle meowth persian ratata kubone jiggelypuff matchop eevee mew mewtwo tangella psyduck <3<3<3 pidgeot koffing wheezing bulbasaur butterfree charmander charizard goldeen snorlax slowpoke diglett ekans golbat staryou starme

then raven added (he’s much better at pokelore than me)
lapras geodude graber golem nidorin nidorino nidoran margicarp geyrados oddish gloom wileplume kingdra poliwhirl poliwrath matchoke flareon jolteon waporeon chansey eggsecute eggsecutor taurus abra cadabra alakazam warturtle blastoise raticate marowack wiggelytuff vulpix ninetales ghastly haunter gangar magmar ditto ponyta rapidash golduck pidga pidgeoto wenosaur ivysaus charmeleon horsea seadra slobro dugtrio aarbok zubat dratini dragonair septos maltros artutino clefairy clefable
thats 63.

feel free to add.

Today I brougt delicious caeeek to school (which we will be nomming in seven minutes) and after school I´ll go to a cafe (probably hos naboen) with Raven, and at six me and Eide is going to eat at Big Horn Steakhouse (yes, I will eat beef today :/ ) with the staff of the porn-company I worked for last weekend (They are treating it to me so cant say no^^)

Im no longer shy.
I dont think about dying all the time.

I haven’t cut in a year

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I know that Im just a player in a game that never ends.

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But it’s in my human nature.
And Im not sorry.

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Also; Im gonna be the hostess of a porn-party on the night to may 1st. At rederiet in kristiansand.
Drop in and say hi!
Ladies- less is more
Gentlemen- dress to impress

Update; This is the only picture from that night I’ll let you see ;)

also;

FUCKING MAGNETS-

HOW DO THEY WORK?

The last night was AWESOME! The party was DEFINITELY over at my shop <3 So many new friends <3

PICTURE-TIME! :D

PUSH UP competition:
I won tree days out of four (because I totally forgot in one day XD – Im strong^^)

I met XIANG HE again!!! <3<3<3 My beautiful friend from the good old days in Drammen <3

My new friends<3<3<3 We had a BLAST the last night <3

Silly Catface :3

Me and Perth at my shop de whop, eating vegetarian pizza ordered especially for us from Dolly Dimples @ TG^^

Me posing with one of my posters in the background <3

Happy custormers!:


(also; that’s Stisse, who organised our bus <3 he looks so tired, but happy^^)
FREE CANDY! want some? It’s LEGIT!

Last but not least…
Thank you The Gathering…

*update*
YES it was an aprils fools joke XD and of COURSE I dont really know him^^
It’s Petter from Paradise Hotel^^
I just saw him and asked to take a picture of us together so I could fool Eide, who watches it and does NOT like him XD I got the reaction I wanted^^ hahaha <3

Then afterwards, after the kickoffshow (which SUUUUUUCKED by the way 3: ridiccilusly misplaced frikar "the snuffgrinders"... pathetic. oh well. SO out of place...)

ANYWAYS. After that the lights where off, and I had NO light, so no more sales before morning. And I was so SLEEPY. Sleepy, hungry, tired, ICYcold, worn out. And alone at a new place, not knowing how things worked and where I was supposed to go and how I was supposed to do things I found myself BAAWING my eyes out cuz of sheere exhaustion 3': Also I hadn't brushed my teeth OR had a shower in two days so I was really uncomfortable in my own skin.

So I closed up for the night and went looking for the sleeping tents outside. And let me tell you this: DON’T!
It was IIICCYYY, and everybody goes in and out all the time and making noise ;(((( I tried sleeping there for two hours but was chopping teeth so bad in the end I had to go in again.
so there I was. Miserable. Confused. Tired. Sleepy. Hungry. Cold. Scared. Shy. Sad :/
And loud music, blinking lights and kids running around didnt help. haha oh man^^ I was so emotional^^
I walked around with my sleepingbag wrapped around me looking for somewhere to lay down (it was PACKED) and couldn’t find one until about six in the morning, when I just sat down leaning against a wall and managed to curl down on the floors and sleeeeeeep… <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

and I woke up- sooo happy <3<3<3 I never want to be that FUCKED UP again XD from now on Im GOING TO BED when Im tired and NOT chugging down any more redbull and burn and batterys :)

And after a heavenly shower and breakfast Im back in my shop and feeling great :)
I even found some toothpaste!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

OM NOM NOOOMZ!!!

The military is on a stand here, and being a badass I took the push-up challenge and WON it (in girls division, mind you, no boys allowed ;p ) so I got to choose from some kick ass t-shirts- and I chose this <3 Awesome, isnt it? :D I want to do it again tomorrow and se if I can win then to and get another one :)

I also got this little beauty right here from a friend of mine from tah intharwaebs. I think it’s illegal in fifteen different ways ;p adds up as seven bottles of redbull (which Im also chugging)
Im gonna get hypah toniite :D

So I have been running around today collecting bottles (having no sence of pride come is quite handy sometimes amirite? Xp  derp)
And thus far I´ve collected three garbage bags full. They amounted to 169 nok.

Also I set up a makeshift shop de whops up in the cafeteria, and made 300 nok.

now I have 469 nok, I just need 2131 more.

All of a sudden someone from The Gathering did a 360 and told me I had to pay visitors ticket to get in- for both me and my sister! That’s 800 nok a pop! Ad that to the bus to get there (1000) and Im down 2600 I DONT HAVE even BEFORE I get there! Im not expecting to sell for that much!!! When I was at sørlanet for THREE days I sold six tees! This is FOUR days.
What is this I dont even…

This one guy seems like he is out to get me. And he’s draining all my energy and wanting to do this.

All I’ve done today is cry.
I havent gotten around to do shit.
This has been what I’ve been looking forward too since what, one and a half months before chrismas??

My teacher says we can have a garage sale or something at school to help me get there. but that would not be enough to get me and Pertro both. So what am I supposed to do?
Sit there all my myself for four days?

Im so angry too.. And Im letting it out on all the wrong people.
I feel so frustrated!!! I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET IN! This guy thinks Im gonna make money of this!! WHAT??

I can just as well send the box of tees I made for it up there so at least somebody gets them…

But I really wanted to see them myself.
Im real fucking sad…

Update morning after; fucking I am NOT GIVING UP!!!!!
I am GONNA do this even I a have to do it all alone as I always do.
Im not gonna let this one guy break me. And yeah Im not gonna make shit from it but this is what I want so fuck it if it costs me.
I’ll GIVE the tees away if I have to. TG is what I made them for.
I’ll just have to bite my teeth together again and take it like a ninja.
I cant afford it yet. But I will some way or another.

It´s time for show what Im made of.

I was supposed to meet a girl there, (lets call her Lexie) and she’s real cool. I was making out with her and then I figured “hey- maybe Im cool with Eide kissing her too?” So I asked them to make out and I was fine with it (kinda turned me on :3 Im a bastard <3)
And then I got the idea to ask her join us in bed and she was like “yeah!” So when It was closing time she went home with us.

Me and Eide is great now, Im happy and I completely trust him, so it was no problem seing them together. We did some oral naughtyness and stuff, but Im a wierdo and it just didnt turn me on to much, so I went “meeh.. the two of you can continue if you want but I dont think this is doing it for me”

This is my third fourth attempt at a threesome but it just.. I dunno… I dont think it’s working for me. It gets to… blaaahh… whats the word… I feel like I have to prove something when Im doing two people, and it’s not intimate anymore, just… I feel like we’re all just trying to be perfect porn actors. To much pressure. So meeh. :/ ^^
It just gets half-assed, at least from my part.

But ONE DAY! Haha^^ One day I’ll get it right<3

Maybe it wasnt just me who felt that way, either way Lexie and Eide didnt want to have sex without me (naaw! <3 ) so we ended up just hanging around naked in my bed talking shit and laughing the rest of the night until Lexie went home:) She’s awesome (and _what_ a body :3* derp!)

Today me and Eide woke up happy and snuggled, ate breakfast and took a walk in baneheia in hot sunny weather with crisp clear snow. Beautiful.
And now we’ve just seen Alice in wonderland in 3D! 3D ROCKS! It’s just like it’s coming right out of the screen! :D

Newest tees <3 The cake is a lie<3 the CAEEEEEKKKK is a lie! the kekekekekekekekekekekekek is a lie :3

Also I wanna say that IM HAPPY!!! I think Im all better now, old’ noggin’-wise! Im not so depressed anymore, and my moodswings are less and less frequent. Im not so shy anymore, and I dont think I hate myself anymore :D

I think Im good :)

I think Im mentally well now.

And the future is looking bright:)

Yesterday I was geeking away, installing mirc and Fwink for The Gathering. It’s cool. So here’s a livefeed from my room so people can see what a dork I am.

I could have written page up and page down about it. but I wont^^
Instead I´ll just paste pix of me and my sis<3

Also- heres a crappy ass picture of some of my newest tees. Satan, and Im better than a chocolate-covered magic pony <3
(the green one is for Perthro)

Me looking like a happy retard cuz- look at all the fooooood! And my sister is beautiful <3

Anyways. Finished a new batch of tees now- and I got my stand at The Gathering confirmed! :D:D:D
So this easter I´ll be nerding away :3

Only a few days not until the BEST VACATION EVER by the way- Me and Pertrosfoliea (my sis) is going to se RAMMSTEEEEEIN on thrusday, and IKEA the next day, then me alone is oslo until saturday. we got out own room and everything. I cant wait :)

Here are some of my new prints:


My sister cam up with the brilliant idea of making a tee with HELVETICA written with TIMES XD That´s so hilarious in such a dorky way- I LOL´d!
Then I made some Abortions gets babies to god quicker tees, a̐͝nd͋ͤ̿̅͐̊ ͦͯ̊͛̓ͬo̅n͛̇̏̉ͣͯ́eͪ̈́̿ͩ͛͐̒ ̎g̡̏͗̂ͧo̅̈̇͗̋̃tͣ ͋̈̐͒҉f͒ͦͭ̎ͭͦ̚u̽̒ͧ̊̿̿̽c̓̓ͣ͑̿̂kͪe̓̆̎̋ͤd̵ͧ͑͛̾,ͭ͆ͣ̚ ͑ͬ̒̂͊̀̚s̈́̅ő̊̏ͦ́͌̐ ̃I̵ͤ̓ͫ ̆̂ͩͩ̀̋̊҉pͦl̽̃̈̾̉͂̉a̓ͪ̔ͥ̈́̌͂y̌͆̓͜e̡̐ͭ̆sͤ̄ ̍ͪȁ̑̓͛ ̵̈́̃͊͋b͠į̑̑̐ͯ̈́̊̋t̍ ͋̈́ͩ̐̕wͣ̉ḯͤ͘t̷ͦͥ̓̿h͆̒̆̑͗̈̇͢ ̇ͬ̃ͧ͏ḯ̋͒͠t̵.ͦ̄ͪͨ̇
̅Z̷ͨͪ̄ͦ̽̚aͨ̾̓̈lg͐͑͛͊ͩ̋̕õͣͯ̾͟.̋̀ͭ ̔Hͩͩȇͪ͒͞ ̴͊c̔̊̌̒ͤͦőͦ̌̉̂̚mͯ͆ͬ͒ͮ͛̊e͑̽͐̂̏s̓ͧ̉̇͠.̒̓ͮ̇.͛͒ͤͭ̋.ͪ ̈ͪ̓̚H̉̃e̾̆͑̈ͫ͂́ w͌͒͑̑͛͋hͮ͂̒͑o wͫ͑̕ä̸ͩ̉ī̢ͩ̽̒tͦ͛ͩͤ̅ͤ́ŝ ̒̔ͨb͐e͛̐͗͊̑h̡ͩ͂i̎̇̽͌̈́ͮn̄̈̚͜d̄̔͐̓ͤ̃̇͏ ̅̏̅ͩ̍̌͒t̽̔̏̕h͗̍ͫͮͤ̊e̿ͮ̈̒͆ͥͧ ͩ͂͗ͫ͊̓wͣ̈ͬ̉̿̽̽a͒̔̈ͩ̏̇l̷ͤͯ̾͑l͋͌̊̈ͧs̽̀̅̀ͨͫ̅.̃͊.̎̏.̀ ͂͜O̎̓́̃͒H̀̐ͯ͞ ͬ̂͐G̸̑ͪ̈́̆̑O̅̽̽͏D͛ͤ̓ͪ̈́ͥ̾ ̿͋̌͛̽͂̑͡P̔ͧͥLͥͭ̀̃EA͆̿͂ͪ͆͒S̵͑͆ͨͮE͊ͧ̏̀̓ͥ͏ ̈͗͡HͮEͪL̅̔͑̀ͤ͌͡P͋ͥ͗̑ͬ̚ ̸ͧͤͤ͊̅̔ͦM̛͊̈ͪ̃E̅ͥ̔͢!!̍̄̇́!͌̈̏͝
ͦͧ̇̐͐̉͐

THAT’S DISCRIMINATION!!!!!

Apparently- small breasted women in porn is pedo-bait!
WAIT… WHAT????

SMALL BREAST ARE NATURAL FOR WOMEN OF ALL AGES!!!
If you you want to ban stuff from porn that is even remotely considered borderline pedophile you should ban shaved genitals (on MEN and women) and the stereotype schoolgirl scenario!
(which of COURSE I don’t think you should. That’s just ridiculous…)

Just ten minutes ago, a DDoS attac on the Australian government to protest the FUCKED UP NAZI RULES launched, and I was happy to see it work. Im just gonne make it clear that I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. But I did know about it before it happened. And I support it.

I support freedom.

Also I would like to add two cents about female ejaculation- It’s being banned because the parlament has decided that is it a myth!
(Now that’s saying something about the sexlife of the people in parlament who cant even get themselves or women to squirt amirite?)

They’re actually saying it’s just women peeing, and that peeing in sex is bad (I dissagree with that one too, but just hear me out…)
And in honour of the brave DDoS’ers, I will try my hardest to prove that female ejaculation is indeed not a myth.

Update will follow as I will make it my goal to squirt within the next two weeks.

In the meantime, please feel free to send all your smallbreasted porn to these emailadresses:

alan.thompson@aph.gov.au
david.kenny@aph.gov.au
roxanne.missingham@aph.gov.au
judith.konig@aph.gov.au
Therese.Lynch@aph.gov.au
liz.bryant@aph.gov.au
nola.adcock@aph.gov.au
judy.hutchinson@aph.gov.au
terry.crane@aph.gov.au
bronwyn.graham@aph.gov.au
jane.romeyn@aph.gov.au